Just before noon on Wednesday, I picked up a passenger going to the airport. Guy looked sharp in a dark blue suit, tie was already off. Kid didn't seem to be a year over 35, but I bet that at 45 he will look just the same. The only piece of luggage is a back-pack. Nice shoes. He promptly revealed that he arrived late last night from Atlanta (due to freak rain-storm delayed flight), had 2 meetings ending with lunch at Chinese restaurant and now was heading back home.
He spoke slowly.
I swear I could smell MSG on his breath and that rotten stench of a restaurant kitchen oozing from his clothes. Chinese crap didn't agree with his stomach. Guy was skillfully suppressing the burps, but the odor was impossible to conceal. As he was opening and closing the window, with air-conditioner of Beloye Taksi blasting on '5', I took mercy on him and offered my last bottle of water.
That did the trick.
Relieved and now relaxed, the man proceeded to tell his life story, with only rudimentary prodding required on my part. As it turned out, kid was born in Southern Georgia near Florida border. Not a surprise that he finds Philadelphia 'a little bizarre', but still wants to bring his children for a visit to a City of Brotherly Love - see the Liberty Bell, take a tour on a Red Bus, ... the works. (Only later I realized that it must be for him akin to me taking my own kids to the Zoo. To see animals in their own habitat, you 'no...). I made on observation that people Down South are a lot different from us here in PA and NY, but didn't indicate how. To my surprise, he didn't dig in, but instead replied in a beautiful Southern Drawl how his business takes him all over the country and : "Only Down South can I speak like at home..."
A Pause.
Our eyes met in a rear-view mirror. Southern Gentleman had clear eyes. Not the color. The expression. Searching, looking, laughing, reading like an X-Ray. The eyes with intellect, reason and calm. Rarest thing ever.
I know.
Just to be sure, the blue-suit-man started a half-assed effort to classify Carolina's and Maryland as a sort of mixed border line, but I wouldn't have any of it. I already SAW him. Just one mention of Mason-Dixon Line (with all it's Civil War baggage) removed all remaining guard-fences of a Georgian farmer's youngest son.
That's what he was.
When Father got too old and wanted to rest (his word - not 'retire' - 'REST'), two brothers concocted a plan how to get some money out of the farm quick, but still keep most of the land. They actually subdivided some of their territory and sold lots for houses to be build on. This, my friends, is a pure genius - land to build is the most profitable slice of Real Estate racket. Granted, it comes with a lot of work, but what it needs the most is a lot of connections because the permitting process is next to impossible. Real МАЗА. They did it. And all required communications, water, electric, roads and more. To make a long story short - Father happily retired..., pardon, rested. Two sons, however, found themselves in a pickle. The farm is now smaller. Agriculture prices are lower than ever, while costs are thru the roof. Then Georgia passes the law making seasonal workers ineligible for welfare assistance during off-season months. There is nothing to do on a farm for all those people during winter. Down South they don't pay nothing for nothing. And like this - pfui - all their employees disappear.
We Laughed.
From the rear-view mirror I saw a real-life Cullen Bohannon. I mean, the guy really looked a lot like a protagonist of AMC's series "Hell on Wheels". Bit more rounded. Minus the stupid hair.
Mr Bohannon type - they don't fret, they don't finch, they just keep at it.
No matter what.
Through a 'job broker' (I'm not kidding - A JOB BROKER) they hired a Guatemalan Crew, who costed less even considering a temporary housing that Mr-Bohannon-look-alike build for them. Guatemalans worked so hard and fast that Southern Gentlemen had to give them some paid days off. Tobacco didn't grow fast enough for those guys.
No complains. Always in good mood. Always happy.
Farming has been an 'idee fixe' of mine for some time, so I had some questions. He was happy to oblige and I learned a great deal about rotation of cotton with soy or corn. Some intricacies of tomato irrigation and fertilizing weren't so new to me, but a certain kind of Yellow Pine - that was a discovery. Apparently, there is a sort of Pine tree used for lumber, that matures to production in only 7 to 10 years. So what you do is - cut some trees on your property (read: forest), replant clearing with new Pine trees and continue doing it every 2 years in equal parts over next 10 years.
Forest Farming FTW! Fucking brilliant! How come nobody mentioned this when I was looking at that farm near Poconos a few years back. That place wasn't really a 'farm' - most of it was just land with forest on it. Very costly to turn into arable fields, but perfect for Cullen Bohannon pine shticks. Guess people Up North don't think like that.
(Bergamot spits)
The Man in Blue Suit from Georgia doesn't work on the farm any more. The profit just isn't there to support 2 households, so he left it for older brother to take care of Family Land. He now sells insurance - that's what Philadelphia trip was all about - insurance for big industrial green-houses, that evidently can be done in a morning meeting and lunch at unfriendly to Southern stomach eatery.
As I listened to his slow and calm voice, I started to get a sensation in my neck and back of the head. It's really weird, and wonderful, and happens very rarely when I talk to like-minded people. People who share my values in life. It's like waves or something I can neither describe clearly, nor understand fully. Funny thing - I can feel this woovy bliss long after the person I caught the vibe from leaves. Hours, sometimes days after...
By the time we got to the Airport I was tripping.
We both removed sunglasses and shook hands. I think I saw a hint of surprise in his stare... and smiled. Real-life-Cullen-Bohannon took his time collecting his phone, charger, back-pack and neatly folded jacket, wished me well and slowly walked toward Delta entrance. Not 'slow', like lazy, fat or sick - 'slow', like steadily putting one firm step in front of another. Wide strut. Broad shoulders caring a hard-chinned head. I watched him like I watch a rare animal from far away land. May be exotic, possibly be near extinct, definitely not from these parts. I seldom look at my passengers after they disembark Beloye Taksi - a person has to be really interesting for me to gawk...
Georgian was almost at the door to the Airport when he slowly turned, looked at my car from front to back and then at me. Dead in the eye.
THIS never happened before.
His name is Marshall, but even if it wasn't, I would still call him that.